Saturday, May 15, 2010

当 "They" 叫你停车时


look at the tittle, at 1st i wanna type in Chinese,
but then it is too troublesome.
so, let's make it in English.

tittle : When "they" stop you

1st situation:

when u are driving ur car to road side,
use the time, to take out ur purse,
throw the money under car sit or wherever that they can't see.
just left around RM20 or RM30 inside ur purse

ok. here comes the time.

XXX : Adik, tak nampak lampu merah ke?
U: Sorry la bang. Tolong Tolong
XXX : tak boleh tak boleh. Keluar kan IC gan license.
U: Bang, boleh la. Tolong...
(give ur notes but not ur IC...)
XXX: hmmmm. tak tak tak
(still holding his book)
U: Boleh la bang. Saya student lagi. Ini je yg saya ada.
(time to show ur whole purse to him, only RM30 inside)
XXX : ape ni. ok la. next time jgn buat lagi.
(pass the book to U: it means put the money in it la :P )
U: Tq abang. Tq Tq.
(drive off)

2nd situation:

u got no time to take out money from ur purse....

XXX : Adik, tak nampak lampu merah ke?
U: Sorry la bang. Tolong Tolong
XXX : tak boleh tak boleh. Keluar kan IC gan license.
U: Bang, boleh la. Tolong...
(give ur notes but not ur IC...)
XXX: hmmmm. tak tak tak
(still holding his book)
U: Boleh la bang. Saya student lagi.
( RM30 frm ur purse.... )
XXX: tak boleh. IC mana?
U: ( add, RM50 now....)
XXX : (still shaking his head.... + showing u sum sign that it is not enough...)

What should U do now???

U: ok la abang. Give me summon ( pass out ur IC and License)
XXX : hah?


What I wanna say here is,
when they request for more than RM50,
dun give them a shyt la.
Ask him to summon u.
wtf have to give them the money?

PLS lah

if I am in ur shoe,
I will never give them a shyt.
geram when i think of give those ppl money
Summon me straight if u wan more and more!

kan one of the culture here is there is
promotion/diskaun for summon when it comes to raya or watever celebration?

cheh.
it wont cost u much k.
rather than give the money to those rubbish.

anywhere,
different people has different point of view,
and I am just sharing with u mine.

to "those pple wives" : stop asking ur husbands for more money k.
u are increasing their sin. and u are making our life susah

blerkkkkkkk

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